If you want to lose a guy in 10 days, like Kate Hudson did with Matthew McConaughey, you can. Of course, they really did end up together after their ten days was up. It was only done for a magazine article anyway, so if you want to do this for real, then follow these steps. Remember, the easiest way to break up with someone is just to tell them "I don't want to be with you anymore." This requires a lot less effort, and is guaranteed to work.
Steps
1. Never say "I love you", "please", or "thank you". Don't discuss your future and constantly talk about other hot guys. Talk about your ex-boyfriend if you had one. That will really piss him off and hit him in the heart
2. Try avoiding his phone calls, e-mails, and instant messages.
3. When you do talk to him, be extremely boring so that he won't want to call.
4. Say you are busy, act busy like you have a lot of things to do, lots of errands to run, working late or different extra hours, come home extra late, or or running late or whatever.
5. Try to pick every little detail and fight with him over it, insult him, tell him he is dirty and things he says hurts your feelings, if you got a geeky guy, he is a leach and hard to get rid of, he will take your insults as compliments and think you are turning him on. Geeky guys are the hardest to get rid of, the popular boys and the sporty ones are really easy to get rid of.
6. Pull excuses about work or a friend or running an extra errand than you forgot to do and that you have extra dishes and chores and more cooking to do, and if he asks to help you or clean for you or run your errands for you, he knows exactly what you are doing and he knows that you are trying to play him off.
7. Embarrass him in public. Make a burp or a fart joke about him or ask him tons of annoying personal questions.
8. Have more fun with your friends than you do with him, and make sure he knows it.
9. Avoid physical affection. If he thinks he's not going to get anywhere sexually with you, he may want to move on.
Tips
* Instead of avoiding and ignoring him, you could be very clingy, to the point where you're suffocating him. This could also make him dump you.
* Sleeping with his best friend is a good way to hit the nail on the head, but be public about it. Basically, make sure his friend is a keeper.
Warnings
* He'll dump you like you wanted and he might seek some sweet revenge.
你真的希望像《十日拍拖手冊》里的Kate Hudson那樣甩掉男友?電影里的Kate Hudson的確是做到了,所以這對你來說也并不困難。電影歸電影,現(xiàn)實生活還是有些不同的,相信這篇文章會更適合你。
記住:分手最簡單的方法是直接告訴他“與你在一起真的很沒意思,我們還是分手吧”。省時省力高效。
【準則】
1.“請”,“謝謝”,“我愛你”之類的話就不要說了。你們之間的未來也無需與他討論。當然,常與他談?wù)撘幌律磉叺拇髱浉绲故莻很不錯的選擇,你的前任男友也會是個好話題。這些會讓他又惱又傷心。
2.不接他的電話,不回他的電郵,不理他的MSN消息。
3.即使偶爾與他通電話——話題能多么無聊,就多么無聊,盡情地發(fā)揮吧。估計下次他也懶的打了。
4.告訴他你很忙,也裝著很忙——總有一大堆事情要做,老板總讓你跑腿,總是加班,回家很晚……
5. 睜大眼睛去挑他的小毛病吧,每件雞毛蒜皮的小事都能成為吵架的好理由。順便侮辱他,抱怨他很臟,說話總是讓你傷心。但是,如果他是那種超級無敵大賤男—— 根本無法區(qū)分侮辱與贊揚,甚至以為你這是在挑逗他。那你可就要小心了,通常這類人最難甩,相比之下,那些萬人迷、漂亮朋友簡直是不堪一擊。
6.工作上的事情、好友的約會、有事忘記辦、家務(wù)事、做飯等都可以成為你拒絕他約會的借口,如果他執(zhí)意要幫忙——他會清楚意識到你其實是在玩他。
7.讓他當眾出丑。談?wù)撍哪切﹪迨隆査欢褠廊说乃饺藛栴}。
8.在回避他的同時,多參加些朋友們的活動。也別忘記讓他知道這一事實。
9.拒絕他的一切性要求。若他意識到再也不可能與你纏綿,那離他走人的日子也就不遠了。
【友情提示】
你做的這些行為也許會讓你變得非常依賴他,這也可能促使他與你分手。
與他好哥們的一夜情可以正中他的要害,前提是此人能夠保密,然后你自己把這事捅出去。
【警告】
分手是必然的。他可能還會實施一些“甜蜜的復仇”。